"I LIKE YOU TOO BUT NOT IN THAT WAY SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME”, Chad told her. Chad didn't like anyone for any reason ever since he realized that people were always whispering when he was around. He figured they were badmouthing him. People were but not whispering about it. Chad avoided fights by pretending to like everyone.

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

The rotweiler wasn’t impressed. In fact, he tore off the foot and ran off with it. The Devil was furious. What kind of fear was that? Still, it was just a mutt. It’s the people the Devil cared about. Well, not cared about as much as wanted to see go to Hell.

The Charge Up San Juan Hill

As soon as Wood left, Teddy called his officers in and told them they’d be charging up San Juan Hill in the morning. They started to protest but Teddy told them he’d been informed that the Spanish intended to attack them at noon. He was going to pre-empt them. These officers were actually cowboys. They didn’t know what that meant.

The Watering Hole

The snakes were very quiet. Even here at the watering hole they didn’t make much of a fuss. Even here they were hated. They didn’t say much. Having no vocal cords they couldn’t. Didn’t hear much having no eardrums. Just as well. All they would have heard was insults. Being called legless lizards and overgrown worms. Many was the time a snake was accidentally stepped on by a rhino or, worse yet, an elephant. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t see you there, snake. Uh, huh.

Things To Say

What in the world can you say to that? You don’t even know what the goof’s talking about. (Here's a clue: it's you). Here’s a good response that sounds like something but isn’t:

The Salesman

“Well, that’s just fine, son. You did a real nice job there. Thing of it is, I don’t have a floor down you can carpet over. I have packed dirt floors. That sort of makes carpeting useless to me.”

The Theory Of Everything

The theory goes something like this: everything is made up of atoms and if you trace all atoms back to their common source you come to one atom that started everything. It couldn't be a regular atom, of course It has to contain all the elements; sort of a super-atom. Where it came from is based on the Theory of Origins, which I made up. If it didn't come from anything, that's impossible. Nothing can't exist. If the common atom came from something, the theory doesn't work. That doesn't stop the science crowd. That just confuses the issue, which is their job. They get grants whether or not something is possible. The more impossible the bigger the grant.

For something a little spicier, a little less inhibited and a whole lot more earthy, visit:
Dead Dog Days.- Not for the easily offended and not for your kids either.
 
 
 
 
 
     The Cow Dance

Now, this is just plain funny. A lot of cows, a lot of music, a lot of fun. A real must see site.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Red Dragon Tea Room:
A very small collection of Oriental sketches here just because I like them.
 
 
 
 
 
  Greeting Cards
All kinds for all occasions