People don’t have the right to treat animals as they please just because they can. Clubbing baby seals is barbaric. Dropping perfume into the eyes of bunnies is sick. We have enough perfume now. If someone comes up with a new one, they should test it by dropping it in their own eyes. Better yet, use runway models, they aren’t human. Leave bunnies out of it.

“What about rabbit stew?”.

That’s different.

Still, the PETA folks are nuts. They are just as nutty as Mrs. Simpson and her 29 cats. Mrs. Simpson didn’t mean to have 29 cats. She didn’t mean to have any cats. Then she felt sorry for some stray and then a second one. Then, between feeling sorry for strays and cats doing their thing, she ended up with 29 cats. Maybe 50 for all she knows.

Dogs made a choice at some point in history. Some chose to be “domesticated” while some didn’t. The some that didn’t were the wolf, the coyote and the dingo. Pit Bulls and Rotweilers are the middle stage. They’re “domesticated” until they decide to tear their “master’s” throat out. The rest are “domesticated”. This means they will piss on your rug and chew your antique chair.

Wolves, coyotes and dingoes have a bad reputation for doing exactly what they are supposed to do- kill. Pit Bulls and Rotweiler’s have a bad reputation for being insane- and killing.

Cats are never “domesticated”. Some choose to kill and eat you and some don’t. The ones that don’t are too lazy to do it. They want to. They think about it but then fall asleep.

None of them should be extinct and none of them should be abused. Of course, if you try to abuse a Pit Bull, you’re going to wind up dead. Snakes, though, are in a special class and should be killed on sight. Seeing an eight-foot boa constrictor slithering across some guy’s living room has a lack of charm.

“Isn’t that cool, Clyde? Clyde? Didn’t even say goodbye”.

PETA goes overboard, way over- when it suits them.

“Cockroaches? No, you can kill them, that’s okay. They’re insects, not animals. Mice? No, umm, no. They’re animals. Disgusting little vermin but they have the same right to live as humans. If your house is their natural habitat, then so be it. Me? No, I catch them, alive mind you, and take them where their natural habitat is, the ghettos. I mean, what’s one more rat there?”