Redneck...Hillbilly-Subtle Differences

A hillbilly loves in, well, the hills. A redneck doesn’t. A hillbilly can have redneck tendencies though. The differences are very subtle to a human but rednecks and hillbillies can always tell a faker when they run into one.

Belt buckles- A redneck wears a gigantic, shiny belt buckle. A hillbilly wears a gigantic, rusty belt buckle. A redneck has the buckle on a belt while a hillbilly might have it hanging from the rope he’s using as a belt.

Teeth- A redneck usually has at least half of his teeth or a partial plate. A hillbilly may not have any teeth, including a partial. He does carry his last tooth around his neck, on a string.

Homes- A redneck favors trailers for homes. So do hillbillies, except a hillbilly trailer won’t have skirting around it. Makes it too hard for the dogs to get under when it rains.

Beverage- Both favor beer but a redneck prefers cans over bottles. A hillbilly is concerned only about the price.

Cars- The main difference between a redneck car and a hillbilly car is the amount of time spent up on blocks.

Hair- A redneck uses axle grease to slick his back while a hillbilly will uses snot.

Favorite food- A hillbilly prefers grits and roadkill. A redneck prefers grits and whatever it happens to be covering up.

Nose blowing- A redneck will wipe his nose on his shirt sleeve while a hillbilly prefers to blow it straight out at the ground. If he hits your shoes, he apologizes.

Work- Neither is a strong believer.

Pets- Rednecks-mean dogs. Hillbillies- whatever’s edible

Reading- Redneck sticks to comic books. Hillbillies look at only pictures, including naked women, although he doesn’t believe women look like that in real life.

Wife- A redneck might marry his cousin but not his sister. A hillbilly might marry his sister although he might not know it until the junior cretin is born.