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      Poems And Rhymes Of Our Times
...by Brian Cecil and Megan Cassavoy

 

Whispering Sam Gets A Hearing Aid

Hearing Aid

Whispering Sam got his nickname from the fact he was near deaf and either didn’t know it or wouldn’t admit it. He was famous for yelling, “Why are you whispering?” He was famous for a few other things as well. He ran shine and once set himself and his car on fire. Mostly, though, it was his deafness.

Even in his presence people would talk about him in a normal tone of voice. They thought badmouthing someone in that way was hilarious. They eventually started badmouthing Sam right to his face in a normal tone of voice. Then they’d laugh. Sam didn’t get it, not the badmouthing or the joke. People can be really ignorant especially in a bar and when drunk.

“Say there, Sam, you are really ugly ya know that?” This was from Pete, Sam’s biggest tormentor. It was like a hobby to Pete. He wasn’t really ballsy enough to do this but he knew Sam couldn’t tell what he said.

“What? Why are you whispering? You got something to say, why, jus’ say it. Don’t be a chickenshit about it.”

“Chickenshit? Who ya calllin’ a chickenshit, you old bastard?” Pete knew Sam couldn’t hear that either.

At that point the bartender would usually step in. “Pete, you started this and I don’t need the Sheriff comin’ round. Now, you shut your trap and move down the bar.” Since the bartender was sober and bigger than Pete, Pete would walk away.

Sam would look at the bartender and ask, “Frankie, why are you whispering? Why does everyone whisper? How’s a fella supposed to hear anything when everyone’s whispering?”

“Sam, you need to do something about your deafness. You ought to try getting a hearing aid.”

“Whadya say? Speak up.”

Sam finally decided the problem may be him. A lot of people would “fun him” for a cheap laugh but not his mama. She told him repeatedly to go to a doctor.He didn’t think the Sheriff, who he had met a couple of uncomfortable times, would make fun of him. The Sheriff was a straight shooter. The sheriff told him he was as deaf as a rock. Yes, the problem may be him.

He went to a hearing specialist to find out if he was “a little deaf.” After a yelling match at the front desk, Sam was placed in a room. He had never been in a doctor’s office. He looked around. He thought the bed he was sitting on was a bit short and narrow. He hoped he wouldn’t have to stay the night here. There were some machines sitting around. There was a smell to the place. It wasn’t a really bad smell like an outhouse or himself, to be honest, but it was strong.

After twenty minutes the door opened. Sam wasn’t looking that way and turned to see a man standing there. He jumped.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t men to startle you. I’m Doctor-”

“You didn’t startle me.”

“No? Okay. I’m Doctor Wayne David. I’d like to have my technician test your hearing so we know where were at. Okay?”, the doctor said very loudly.

“Okay.” Sam knew where he was. Things seemed a bit off here. Still, he promised his mama he come in. He was also curious.

After another twenty minutes or so a young girl came in and waved for him to follow her. They went into a room that had a booth. The girl said, loud enough for Sam to hear, that she was going to place headphones on him to test his hearing. She told him to put a finger on the headphone when and in which ear he heard the sound. Sam thought that was stupid. How was he supposed to hear with headphones on when he couldn’t hardly hear without them? Well, okay, he did promise mama.

Strangely enough, Sam did begin to hear sounds. It surprised him to no end. The he heard the girl tell him, “Now I’m going to say some words. I want you to say them back to me. Okay?”

“Yea, Whatever you want.”

When she was done with that she told him the doctor would be in to see him but he looked like a good candidate for hearing aids. Candidate? Sam prepared himself for another twenty minute wait that lasted forty-five minutes. The doctor showed up, told him he was a good candidate for hearing aids and his technician would be right in to take care of him. Forty-five minutes for that? Sam wondered how long he would have to wait if he was bleeding?

The technician came in with a small box. She placed the hearing aids in Sam’s ears and plugged then into a machine. She asked Sam some questions. As he answered them she fooled with the machine. Eventually she unplugged the aids from the machine, adjusted them in his ears and asked, “How do they feel?”

“They feel- hey, you’re not whispering.”

“No sir, I’m speaking in a normal tone of voice. The hearing aids are working. No more whispering for you. Congratulations.”

Sam went outside and stood there for a while. He was listening to things he didn’t recognize. It was sounds he had never heard before. Someone walked by and said hell to him and he heard it!

He went over to the bar. It was dark in there and the hearing aids didn’t show very much. Pete spotted him and waited until the bartender wasn’t looking and said to Sam, “You’re as ugly as roadkill.”

Sam punched him in the mouth. Pete started yelling and the bartender came up. Pete said Sam had punched him. The bartender believed it but thought Pete probably was making fun of Sam so to hell with him. He said so to Pete.

“You know, I heard all of that. I got me some hearing aids and I can hear now. There something I don’t get.”

“What’s that, Sam”, the bartender asked him.

“Why is everyone yelling?”

 


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Appalachia
Appalachia

There are people living on the edge in what is called Appalachia. They're called ridgerunners, rednecks, hillbillies and backwoods mountaineers. No one thinks of them very often. They don't earn much to society's standards.They stay where they are because they love the area. They are hard workers when they have work and self-sufficient to an extent not known to "outsiders." They are also very funny; they have a great sense of humor about themselves.

They are the salt of the earth and the backbone of America. Their stories are America's stories. These are the stories Of Appalachia.

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Appalachia Again
Appalachia

More stories of the people of Appalachia.

More of Joe Bob, Bubba and Earl, Mosh Henry and all of the rest of the good folks in Wabash County.

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